Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Tighten, Tug and Tone


Welcome to the second edition of Wacky Wednesday!!! Today I thought I would let you in on my weight loss secret. It's just too good not to share. With this revolutionary new product, I lost over 250 pounds, without dieting, or surgical intervention. I literally can NOT put it down!!!!! After just one session, your endorphins will rise to climactic levels so much so that you will become an exercise addict. For all of you who made New Year's resolutions to exercise more, or to lose weight, this product is definitely for you!!! For the folks who currently exercise, but are in a rut, lemme tell ya, you will be energized beyond belief!!!! You will go to great lengths to pull out this product and use it whenever possible. Have you ever wanted your partner to bounce a quarter off your ass and have it hit the ceiling? Believe me, using this product regularly will allow you to see those kind of results in no time without an expensive gym membership!!! One word of caution- the muscles in your dominant arm do grow disproportionately larger than your other arm. Watch the following video. It will transform your life!!!!! 

Disclaimer: This entire post was written with sarcasm and my usual twisted and warped sense of humor, and in no way was intended to be an endorsement or a product review. Remember it IS Wacky Wednesday after all!!!!!!

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