Friday, January 27, 2012

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

Forget about Wacky Wednesday folks, I should have launched Freaky Fridays after seeing this freak on Anderson Cooper's talk show this morning. WHOO WEE, is she ever a nut case!!!! I'm talkin' card carryin', certifiably CRRRRRAAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her name is Dr. Mary Hamer, and she is a 55 year old divorced radiologist from Florida. Her claim to fame is that she considers herself Joran van der Sloot's guardian angel, and has sent him close to $100,000 for his legal fees. In case you don't know him, he's the bastard who just admitted guilt in the murder of a woman named Stephany Flores in Peru, and is still the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway.

I have seen a couple of interviews with Dr. Hamer and she is completely out of touch with reality. She says she has an "unconditional love" for Joran and feels in her heart that he is innocent. When Anderson asked her today about why he confessed to the murder, she said he was framed. DAMN, that's the very first time I have EVAH heard a murderer use that excuse. How original!!!! Yeppers, Mary, Mary, quite contrary claims that Joran was lured to Peru under false pretenses and that someone else actually paid for his flight and gambling while he was there. She also claims that investigators are threatening his family and that he had no other choice but to confess to the murder. Hhhhhmmmmm, that crap might have worked on our jury system, but in Peru that son of a bitch had his head handed to him on a platter. Their system is a three judge system and he was facing three female Peruvian judges. I think his attorney knew that those women weren't gonna listen to his lyin' ass, and he better plead guilty or else he was facing life in the stony lonesome. He got off pretty damn lucky with 28 years.

OH MY GAWD, and check out these letters Joran and Mary send to each other. Joran tells Mary that she shows him love and respect and that he will never lie to her. He signs every letter with, "I love you". Then deranged Mary goes the extra mile and writes a song for Joran with these lyrics, "I will mend your wounds, I will heal your scars but I haven't kissed you yet". Now mind you, she insists there is no romantic connection because she is his spiritual advisor. They do discuss Gandhi quite frequently she says. I'm sure that discussion is filtered in nicely with all of the brainwashing.

Now folks, I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can usually figure out when someone's givin' me a line of bull shit. Guess she didn't learn that in medical school. This kook, who is supposedly an educated woman, is acting like some love struck teenager, and being played for a fool by a murderer. She even wrote letters to the prison system, Peruvian officials and President Obama saying that she wants Joran to come live with her so she can rehabilitate him. I would give that rehabilitation about 24 hours before ol' Mary, Mary, quite contrary is found six feet under her garden with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row.

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  1. Wow! Talk about "out of touch!" I can't believe anyone is giving him money. Very, very sad. Love how you "keep it real!"

  2. Yea Tracie, I think there's more than just a spiritual connection there huh?

  3. lolz.... Yea nothing going on there. I didn't follow that trial or anything, I vaguely remember the missing girl. I think he should have gotten a little more tha 28 years though.. Just sayin!