Welcome to the very first edition of Wacky Wednesday!!!!! I have decided to devote Wednesdays to news of the weird, wacky, strange and outrageous. Lord knows I will NEVAH be at a loss for material!!!
Since Casey Anthony's psychological evaluations were unsealed just a few days ago, I thought it was quite appropriate that she be given the distinct honor as my first subject to launch Wacky Wednesday. Let's face it folks, there ain't nobody wackier than that chick!!! She even has a new video on YouTube where she's sportin' some short blonde hair and she talks about her new dog, computer and camera. Go check it out.
I watched Dr. Drew on HLN the night her mental evaluations were released and I have a whole new appreciation for that guy. DAMN, if he isn't a straight shooter. You know I love me some straight up talkin'!!!! The general consensus between Dr. Drew and the other shrinks on the show was that Casey is a narcissist and a female psychopath, which is apparently extremely rare. Well I ain't no expert, but I been around the block a few times, and I can say for certain she's one crazy, messed up bitch!!! WHEW, and can that girl ever tell some lies. She epitomizes that old catch phrase "Liar, liar, pants on fire"!!!!!
So check this out. Kooky Casey originally told everyone that date rape was the cause of her pregnancy and she didn't know the identity of Caylee's father. Uh, excuse me, so either you didn't know the name of your date, or exactly how many times were you date raped that you wouldn't know who the father could be??? Guess the kook gets around. Then she claims at her trial that her father George molested her until about age 11 or 12, but then she feared that he may have impregnated her at age 18 and may be Caylee's father. So, I guess the sexual abuse didn't end at 11 or 12. I'm confused. Oh and don't forget she also claimed her brother sexually abused her as well.
OH MY GAWD, then those whopper tales of how Caylee died. The wacko told one story that George murdered Caylee while Casey was "sleeping hard" and he hid the body. Another fabrication was that George held Caylee underwater and flipped out on Casey saying her Mom was going to be pissed at her. But then Casey started playing nice, and said simply that George came into the house holding Caylee's dead body after she drowned and said that, "Daddy will make it better". Lemme get this straight- it goes from mystery murder, to cold blooded murder, to accidental drowning. Got it!
Of course there was absolutely no evidence to support any of the sexual abuse allegations, or that George had anything to do with Caylee's death. Now can you imagine if Casey ever tries to repair her relationship with her family? The conversation may go something like, "Hey Dad and Bro, sorry for throwing you under the bus on the abuse and murder thing, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ya know". "And Mom, you totally rock for lying on the stand about that whole chloroform deal. Guess I'm a chip off the ol' block, huh?" "I just adopted a new dog but it's really getting in the way of my partying lifestyle. Anybody up for a little dirty deed done dirt cheap?" "Come on, it'll be just like old times".
Now Wacky Wednesday wouldn't be complete without my favorite lyric from Billy Currington's song, "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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