Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Goin' to a Go Go!!!!!
Let me tell ya folks, after seeing little Alana come alive after gulping a bottle of that liquid crack I'm convinced these toddlers and tiaras are forces to be reckoned with!!! That precious darlin' was spinnin' around on the floor like someone just wound the key on her back and let her go ape shit. She put the energizer bunny to shame. And to hear her talk is a real pleasure. Her speech is almost incoherent, so obviously that caffeine/sugar combination is doing wonders for her!!! But hey, it's all in the name of winning pageants, and that folks means EVERYTHING!!!!!! Let's drug up our kids and WIN at all costs. All of us parents should take a lesson from June. Whether your kids play sports, are competing in academics, music, art or whatever, give them a shot or two of this magic go-go juice to crank them up and watch them go hog wild. Personally I'm giving both my kids an IV filled with that special juice 'cause baseball season is starting for Conner and he damn well better hit a home run every game. Ryan is gearin' up for soccer and I want to see some headers go straight into that goal baby!!!!!!!
However, little Alana does say that she wants to win pageants to make money because "a dollar makes me holler honey boo boo". I think we can all see where little Alana may end up in a few years huh? If a dollar makes ya holler honey, just imagine the hollerin' you can do after gettin' cranked up on that go-go juice and struttin' your stuff around a stripper pole. Little honey boo boo sounds like a rockin' hot stage name!!!!