Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Cheatin' Heart

John Edwards claims he has a serious heart condition that will require a medical procedure next month, and his illness limits his travel, including travel for an upcoming court case over charges that he concealed nearly $1 million from wealthy campaign donors used to help hide his pregnant mistress during his 2008 White House run. His cardiologist even wrote two letters about this serious medical condition to the judge. The doctor's letters and other medical records have been kept under seal by the court.

With damn good reason I say!!!!! Call me a cynic, but I have been searching in vain in the physician's desk reference, and all over the internet, but I can't find one teensy, weensy, bit of information on the medical condition called, "I'm a fucking, lyin', cheatin' bastard and I can't stand the heat so I'm gettin' my ass outta the kitchen". Now I do know a lot of people who suffer from that disease, but at some point in your life, you gotta face the music.

First pretty boy lies about his affair, then he lies about fathering his love child, all in his quest to be president of the good ol' USA. Oh yeah, and did I mention that his wife was dying of cancer this entire time? Yeppers, he's a stand up guy that any American would be proud to call their commander in chief.

Well I say, if Mr. cheatin' heart ain't well enough to travel to his trial, take the trial to him. He's quite familiar with the bedroom, so keep him in his comfort zone (minus the bimbos he's used to entertaining in the boudoir). Have the jury set up chairs all around his bedside and the judge keep watch at the foot of his bed. There would still be plenty of space for the lawyers to hash it all out. And since there already was that famous video made of ol' Johnny boy and his mistress Rielle, I'm sure he wouldn't even object to bringing cameras in to film the whole scene. Hell, he could make even more millions off the deal, being the first live trial from a scumbag's bedroom. Court TV would be all over this!!!!!

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