Most people would agree that women are the masters of multi-tasking. We are wives, mothers, have careers, volunteer, do chores etc. The list is endless. But, there comes a point when you take multi-tasking a bit too far. Case in point is the other day when my good friend La-A (pronounced LaDasha) goes to use the public restroom where she works.
La-A walks into the workplace restroom for a quick tinkle, and is hit by the stench of someone in the poop potty. For those of you who are unaware, that's the "handicapped stall" at the far end that gives you the most privacy possible in a public restroom. As La-A locks the door on her stall, she hears the woman in the shit stall say, "Oh, I'm not sure if I'll be able to". HOLY CRAP, the woman carries on an entire conversation on her cell phone while she's doing her business.
Now I don't know about men, but most of my sista friends agree that we have trouble taking the Browns to the Super Bowl in a public restroom. Unless you have a stomach virus or ate some bad Mexican food, we really need to be in the privacy of our own chambers to feel entirely comfortable. And I can assure you, most women do NOT chat up their friends on their cell phones while in the middle of their morning constitutional.
But this woman had no discretion. Yeppers, the chatty crapper might not have been drunk dialing, but she sure was dump dialing.
P.S. Awesome blog material La-A!!!!!