Friday, December 9, 2011

The Cougar Campaign

Some people have all the damn luck. How do you score a sweet deal like this? Ashton Kutcher has been offered an endorsement deal by a dating site called whereby the site will pay 1/2 of his alimony to Demi Moore if he only dates cougars. The cougars must be women at least 10 years older than him, he must post "mutually approved tweets" about "cougar relationships" at least 15 times a month, and be the face of an international marketing campaign for a company that describes itself as a "dating website for women looking to catch younger men".

SIGN ME THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!! I always joke around with my husband that my goal in life is to be a cougar. He tells me to go hang out at the dining hall at our local college and see if I can catch a cub or two. But hey, this deal seem legit. I mean the poor guy probably has to pay millions in alimony, so why not try to help him get a bargain deal. Half price is pretty damn good when you are talking millions.

Now I know I don't hold a candle to the smokin' HOT Demi, but if Ashton ever wants to go slummin', he could help me meet my goal of becoming a cougar, and I could help him save a few millions. That's a win/win in my book.