Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Herman the Human Candy Cain

DANG, women are comin ' out of the woodwork to claim they had a piece of Herman's candy Cain aren't they? A woman now claims she had a 13 year consensual affair with Herman, but to our surprise, he denies it yet again. You know, I'll give him one or two false claims, but every day you turn on the news, and someone else is saying that Herman wanted her to lick his candy Cain, or that Herman wanted her to unwrap his candy Cain, or that Herman wanted to stick his candy Cain in her warm gingerbread house.
I think we all heard this song and dance before huh? "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman". Hell, that famous line is even immortalized in Kenny G's Auld Lang Syne Millennium Mix.  I can just hear it now on Kenny G's new holiday album, "That woman did NOT take a bite of my candy Cain".     


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