Friday, November 25, 2011

Black and Blue Friday

So in L.A we got a crazy lady wielding pepper spray to get her electronic bargains. What a damn wimp... Down hur in Fayetteville, North Cackalacky home boys bring guns to the party. Yeppers shoppers scattered at a Fayetteville mall on Black and Blue Friday when shots were fired. Who knows what bargains they were shoppin' fo'. But now it seems they need more ammo. Trampling must be the gateway drug to pepper spray and shooting. What happened to the good ol' days when people would just elbow, punch, pull hair, and shit to get serious bargains?