Friday, July 3, 2015

Feel Good Friday

Who needs to watch shark week on Discovery when y'all can come on down here to North Cackalacky?

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

It's Only Rock and Roll

"Jumpin' Jack Flash", there ain't no Wacky Wednesday today folks 'cause this "Honky Tonk Woman" is gonna see the Rolling Stones "Undercover of the Night" tonight baby! Seein' the Stones has been on my bucket list and I sure hope they don't kick the bucket while I am there. I would truly be "Shattered". I know "You Can't Always Get What You Want" but I'm hopin' for a clear night 'cause it's an outdoor venue and the show must go on rain or shine. Either way, "Wild Horses" can't keep me away from this concert. I plan on drinkin' a few Debosas to "Start Me Up" and get me in the mood for some "Emotional Rescue". So, Mick, Keith and the boys "Let's Spend the Night Together". I'm quite certain it will bring complete "Satisfaction"!

Now for your viewing pleasure let's sweeten thangs up with one of my all time faves:

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Goin' Bananas

We ladies here in the good ol' USA go bananas over Magic Mike, but the chicks in Japan have gone absolutely ape shit over this gorilla named Shabani makin' him the hottest heartthrob to hit Asia since, well, I guess there ain't any Asian heartthrobs so that's why they are so crazy for a damn hairy primate. Shabani, who lives in Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, has attracted a large number of female admirers who visit him because he is so "handsome". His adoring Twitter followers call him "ikeman", which means a good looking man. And, you can see why:
Channeling his inner Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Just look at that sly devil.
The Thinker.
Beefcake baby!
 
Story: Here

Friday, June 26, 2015

Feel Good Friday

Yesterday was half way to Christmas. Do you have your decorations up yet?

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Goin' South

It's Wacky Wednesday time folks, and y'all know we as a society have been goin' south for many years by makin' that damn krazy ass Kardashian Klan famous for who knows what. And here I am writin' about 'em like I give a flying fig. But I gotta tell ya, when Kimye announced they were expecting a baby boy, I just never realized the true extent of Kim's intelligence. She might actually be Mensa. 
Seriously, just listen to Kim's rationalization as to why the little bugger's name will not be "South":

Kardashian didn't say what the couple will name their son. But it's pretty safe to assume it won't be 'South.'
"I don't think we'll go with another direction," she told the NPR's quiz show 'Wait wait ... don't tell me!' during an appearance earlier this month.
"I don't like South West," she said, "because that's like - you know, North will always, you know, be better."
"I mean, everyone keeps on saying South, and I think it's so stupid," she added.
 
It's fucking brilliant; "Go with another direction". That's it Kim! Veer off in a completely different direction and name the dude "Go". Then when the masses shout "Go West Young Man" at the little young'un he has every right to blame his fascination for becoming a fame whore on the moniker his parents gave him.
 
Story: Here





Monday, June 22, 2015

Don't Go Green

I realize green smoothies are ALL the rage and have been for several years. Ya can't even open the bible, er People magazine, without seein' some gorgeous movie star sippin' on some such concoction. So, when my friend Sheri told me about a certain brand of green smoothies that can help make your skin glow and clean you out, I thought, Hallelujah, I'm gonna join the cult and drink me some of that green Kool Aid too. Now she did warn me that it tasted purdy bad, but the benefits were well worth it. Since Sheri has fabulous lookin' skin I was willin' to give it a whirl.

At my local grocery store, they only had one flavor of the brand Sheri recommended, but it was chock full of berries for 4 bucks for a teeny 12 ounce bottle. Daym, I throw berries in the blender all the time and make a huge ass smoothie for a whole lot less money than that. Not one to be deterred, I found a similar brand that contained all sorts of greens for the same whoppin' 4 bucks a bottle. I draw the line at choppin' up spinach and romaine lettuce in my blender, so I threw it in my cart. A girl's gotta have standards ya know.

So at the check out line I always go to the same lady named Catherine who truly keeps it real. She picks up the bottle to scan it and asks, "what is this crap"? I told her it was supposed to make my skin glow and clean me out. She raised her eyebrows and in her very New York accent asked me, "Why don't you just buy some Miralax and get a facial? It will be much more pleasurable".
Obviously Catherine the check out lady was right 'cause that's all the nasty greens I could manage to choke down. I estimate it was about $1.50 worth of spinach, romaine lettuce, collard greens, carrots, pineapple and a splash of turmeric for good measure. Truly it was the worst tasting stuff I have evah experienced and it ruined my appetite for the whole day. However, I now know the skinny secrets of the stars. Those green smoothies destroy their taste buds so nuthin' tastes good anymore. And, they must spend all day on the toilet. As for me, I ain't goin' green no more, unless it's green with envy every time I look at my friend Sheri's glowing skin.