Friday, February 5, 2016

Feel Good Friday

Thanks to a friend of a friend for passing along this gem. What a way to start the weekend!

Monday, February 1, 2016

Color Me Crazy

Have any of you gotten into the adult coloring book craze? They are flying off book store shelves lately. Color me crazy, but I find it so relaxing to sit on my fat arse in the late afternoon, open up my stash of colored pencils and try to stay within the lines while sippin' on an adult beverage. That's no easy feat lemme tell ya folks! Here are a few of my creations so far:
Definite beginner's luck on this one.
Getting better.
Got my Mo Jo goin' on.
Found my true calling with the swear word coloring book!

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Dress to Impress

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. As we approach Valentine's Day, I think we can all agree that the guys usually get the shaft on this holiday. The poor dudes shell out the big bucks for roses, candy, dinnah, lingerie, jewelry etc. to make us chicks feel like the belle of the ball, while we are hard pressed just to buy them a card. I think the root of the problem is that no one evah had the balls to include males in this traditionally female centered romantic holiday. Until now.......

Ladies, if you want your man to dress to impress why not make a ballsy move and buy him the new penis tux?
Granted, not every Tom, Dick and Harry can pull off this deBONEaire style, but it's sure not a hard sell at a mere $29.95. Plus, it's one size fits all that stays in place around the shaft with the help of a comfortable band. So ladies, this Valentine's Day don't make the guys try so hard. Go ahead and hit one outta the ball park.

Story: Here

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Power Ball Fever

It's not only Wacky Wednesday folks, tonight is the biggest Power Ball drawing in history. WHOOP WHOOP! Sure hope you bought your tickets 'cause everybody wants to be the winnah. This is what dreams are made of. Ya know, like quittin' your dead end job, travelin' the world first class, buyin' a swanky mansion, summering in The Caribbean aboard a fancy schmancy yacht, and bein' generous with family, friends and charitable causes. Of course on Saturday when the jackpot was a mere $700 million or so, dreams were not that classy. They were more on the Charlie Sheen scale. Check this dude out:
Maybe if he wins the $1.5 billion tonight he can buy all of Las Vegas, and an entire drug cartel. Plus the Playboy mansion is for sale for a cool $200 million. The possibilities are endless!

Monday, January 11, 2016

What a CRAPtacular Day!

Another CRAPtacular Christmas Crap PAR-TAY is in the books baby! This marks the 11th year I have hosted this CRAPtastic event where you bring the crappiest gift you received all year and we exchange white elephant style. While some of the items really are hideous, it is true that one person's trash is another person's treasure. And one thang is for damn sure, there is SO much laughter hearing all the CRAPilicious ways in which people receive their crap, that this party will live on for many more years.
This year I got creative and wrote on the glasses.  Each one had a holiday theme which could be misconstrued as inappropriate such as: Ho; Nutcracker; Big Balls; Santa's Sack etc.
Ry Guy and I waiting for the guests to arrive. I found the crapping Santa shirt while cleaning out my deceased parents' drawers a few months ago.
A beautiful wreath.
My friend Joelle modeling the fabulous Santa Snuggie. I had to steal that treasure from another bitch, but that sucker is now mine baby!
This is my favorite photo! How funny is my friend Robin's face as she sits on the new vibrating pillow.
The cream of the crap!
So, I didn't just find the crapping Santa shirt when I was cleaning out my parents' drawers. Yep, I found three magazines of 60's vintage hippie porn. The poor woman who opened that CRAPtacular gift looked a bit shell shocked.
The after party crowd.